A Fudanshi's EVERYDAY LIFE (based on MY experience 😂)
By HazukiJirooooo2017-10-07 15:17
TAKING A BATH
ME: /imagining the bathroom scene that I read yesterday night/ asdfghjkltyuiop!! Waaaaaah!! (Screams unconsciously) >\\\\\\\<
MOM: What is it? Something wrong??
ME: Nooothing Mom, just some cockroach that appears from nowhere 😶
ME: /half asleep/ Mom what's for breakfast?
MOM: sausage and sunny side up egg my dear
ME: what inches?
MOM: inches of what?
ME: oooops nothing 😨
IN A TRAIN
ME: /takes out phone and searches for a manga to read next/
FRIEND: Brooo let's check the new store near our school. It's blah blah blah....
FRIEND: Hey.. You listening?
ME: *thinking outloud* I wish could find some bara.. Sigh..
IN THE SCHOOL
/found some two bishies who are intimate with each other/
FRIEND: Your thoughts are leaking idiot!!!
ME: I wonder who is the uke and the seme... Hmmm..
FRIEND: Listen what the others are saying!!
ME: Maybe they are a reba couple 😊 either way they're so cuteeee~😍
FRIEND: I don't know what to do with you anymore 😒😕
TAKING A STROLL
/spots two guys who are very close to each other/
ME: I won't let this pass. Need to know if they are that 😏 /takes out phone/
/activates SPY MODE/
BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP
ME: Soooo tired.. Gonna sleep early tonight. I'll just read manga tomorrow /reach for the phone to set an alarm, suddenly there's a notification of update on my favorite manga series/
ME: I guess I'm gonna read for an hour..
*one hour later*
ME: sooo satisfying.. It will be a good night sleep huh. But before that I'll check something
/checks the recommendation panel and found something good/
ME: Ohhh I guess I'm gonna sleep tomorrow 😆
Someoneeeee help me to cure this disease of mine (even though its already impossible 😂) hahahahaha I'm fully aware but I can't help it. My inner self is breaking through and its uncontrollable 😂
(BTW I want to recommend Fudanshi Koukou Seikatsu (its short though 😢) hahahahaha For those who are experiencing a rare disease like mine. Though I really can relate with the mc hahaha)
DIE HARD FUDANSHI~ 😎